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I asked my father if I could go with him to the theater to see the new Batman movie, but he told me it would be too violent.

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My friend told me he was trying to think of a way to write off a character in his new book, so I asked what genre.

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Here's the game: you're allowed to click ONLY ONE box, and if it says "dangerous," I won't kill you.

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Casket for sale: Lightly Used.

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It was a leap of faith...

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i stared with searing jealousy as they placed the tiara atop the prom queen’s voluminous curls, and her full, perfect apple cheeks blushed with unnecessary modesty.

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After laying photos of my children on the table, the detective began to ask me:

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The best thing that happened to me while losing weight is when I started seeing my bones again.

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“I banged the hottest girl in my class last night”, I said.

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I paid good money to watch my first live stream of a murder from the killer's perspective.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I asked my father if I could go with him to the theater to see the new Batman movie, but he told me it would be too violent.	1532
My friend told me he was trying to think of a way to write off a character in his new book, so I asked what genre.	1525
Here's the game: you're allowed to click ONLY ONE box, and if it says "dangerous," I won't kill you.	1515
Casket for sale: Lightly Used.	1509
It was a leap of faith...	1505
i stared with searing jealousy as they placed the tiara atop the prom queen’s voluminous curls, and her full, perfect apple cheeks blushed with unnecessary modesty.	1504
After laying photos of my children on the table, the detective began to ask me:	1488
The best thing that happened to me while losing weight is when I started seeing my bones again.	1487
“I banged the hottest girl in my class last night”, I said.	1445
I paid good money to watch my first live stream of a murder from the killer's perspective.	1441